The Fresh Prince of Blair

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of Blair. In east New Zealand born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and IFYS got scared, they said 'You're movin' back with your mom and dad in Cairns'. I talked and talked day after day and then I packed my suitcase and was on my way, they gave me a hug and then sent me my text. I put my music on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Cairns living like? Hmmm this might be alright. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Cairns'.I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Blair.

skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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“Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.”

William Shakespeare (via syddbarrett)

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cool-critters:

Horned guan (Oreophasis derbianus)

The horned guan is a large, approximately 85 cm long, turkey-like bird. is distributed in humid mountain forests of southeast Mexico-(Chiapas) and Guatemala of Central America. Its diet consists mainly of fruits, green leaves and invertebrates. This species is the only survivor of a very ancient lineage of cracids that has been evolving independently from all other living members of this family for at least 20, possibly as much as 40 million years. Due to ongoing habitat loss, small population size, limited range and hunting in some areas, the horned guan is evaluated as Endangered on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.

photo credits: revuemag, guppiecat, stlzoo

libutron:

Pied Falconet - Microhierax melanoleucos

Members of the genus Microhierax (Falconiformes - Falconidae) are the smallest of falcons. This species, Microhierax melanoleucos, grows up to 20 cm and has a maximum wingspan of 37 cm.

Some individuals of the Pied Falconet have a thin white line across the base of the cere, over the eyes and down to the breast giving the appearance of a white face with large black eye patches.

The Pied Falconet is found in the forests of Bangladesh, China, India, Lao People’s Democratic Republic, and Viet Nam.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©阿棋 (Kei) Looking@Nature | Locality: unknown (2011)