The Fresh Prince of Blair

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of Blair. In east New Zealand born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and IFYS got scared, they said 'You're movin' back with your mom and dad in Cairns'. I talked and talked day after day and then I packed my suitcase and was on my way, they gave me a hug and then sent me my text. I put my music on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Cairns living like? Hmmm this might be alright. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Cairns'.I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Blair.

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

Posted 3 weeks ago With 411,195 notes

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

Posted 3 weeks ago With 305,701 notes

“Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.”

(via a-little-insane)

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jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Posted 3 weeks ago With 429,487 notes

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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